Houston, TX — Only Taking 3 New Clients This Month

Your competitor
is on page 1.
You're not.

I build bulletproof websites, run SEO, and deploy AI for Houston contractors, restaurants, salons, and service businesses. One guy. No agency markup. No retainer traps. Your site goes live in 7 days and starts pulling in customers who are already Googling what you sell. Problems don't stick around here.

Free audit, zero obligation
Live in 7 days
You own everything

Every hour your site is broken, slow, or invisible on Google,
money slides right off your business and into theirs.

75%

Will never find you

Three out of four people never scroll past page 1 of Google. If you're not there, you don't exist. The roofer down the street, the salon across town, the plumber who started last year — they're there. That's who gets the call.

53%

Leave before they see your name

Your site takes 8 seconds to load. Over half of people leave after 3. They hit the back button and call the next guy. That's a customer you already had.

97%

Google you before they call you

Almost every customer searches online before spending money locally. No website? They don't trust you. Bad website? Same thing.

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Client Ownership
01 — Services

Four ways I make your
business untouchable.

Every service exists for one reason: more customers through your door, with a presence no competitor can crack.

Bulletproof Websites

Not a Wix template with your logo slapped on. A real site built from scratch, coated in Teflon. Fast loads. Clean design. Converts visitors into paying customers on any device. Nothing breaks. Nothing sticks except results.

Mobile-firstSub-2s loadClick-to-callSSL

SEO That Sticks

When someone Googles "plumber in Houston" or "best salon near me," you should be the first thing they find. I build that into every site from day one and run campaigns that keep you locked on page 1.

Local keywordsGoogle BusinessTechnical SEOReports

AI That Never Sleeps

Chatbots that answer customers at 3am. Follow-ups that fire before you wake up. Workflows that kill the repetitive busywork you hate. Your business runs on autopilot. Problems slide off. Leads don't.

ChatbotsAuto follow-upSmart schedulingCustom

The Full Teflon Stack

Website + SEO + AI as one airtight system. The play that turns a local business into the untouchable first name in your market. Everything connected. Everything coated. Everything working for you around the clock.

Complete presenceLead pipelineOngoingDirect access

Not sure which service fits? I'll tell you for free. No pitch.

Get Free Audit Call (518) 698-9870

What happens when nothing sticks but results.

Real outcomes from real Houston businesses that made the switch.

340%

More Organic Traffic

Average traffic increase for businesses that go from no site (or a dead one) to a bulletproof, SEO-optimized Teflon Don build.

Page 1

Google Rankings

Local businesses with fast, mobile-first, Teflon-coated sites consistently outrank competitors still running outdated pages.

$499

Pays For Itself

One customer from your new site covers the entire cost. Everything after that is pure profit.

02 — Work

Built to last. Judge for yourself.

Real projects. Real Houston businesses. Bulletproof builds you can click on right now.

Full custom build for a travel club. Clean design, mobile-optimized, sub-2-second loads, SEO baked in from the ground up. Built to convert browsers into paying members. Live, fast, and airtight.

Custom DesignMobile-FirstSEOResponsive

Want your business here next? Let's build something bulletproof.

Start My Project
03 — Why Teflon
Agencies charge $10K and outsource to a guy overseas for $500.
I am the guy. Except I'm in Houston. And I'm better.

They call me Teflon Don because problems don't stick. Not to your site, not to your rankings, not to your business. I got into this because I watched too many Houston business owners — roofers, salon owners, restaurants, contractors — get charged five figures for a website that should cost a fraction of that. SEO companies locking people into $2K/month contracts and sending a PDF nobody reads.

I build everything myself. No subcontractors. No project managers. No account reps. When you hire me, you get my direct number, and I do the work. That's why it's cheaper. That's why it's faster. And that's why the results are bulletproof.

I price my work so the first customer your new site brings in pays for the whole thing. Everything after that is profit you weren't making before. That's the Teflon Don promise.

01 — Free Audit

I analyze your site, your Google ranking, your competitors. Then I tell you exactly where money is sliding away from your business. No charge. No pitch.

02 — Free Mockup

I design your new site before you pay a dime. You see it, you decide. Don't like it? We shake hands. No invoice. No hard feelings.

03 — Build + Launch

Green light and I build the real thing. Most sites are live within 5-7 days. Bulletproof on day one. Not "coming soon." Actually live, actually converting.

04 — Dominate

SEO kicks in. Customers start finding you. Competitors start noticing. I don't ghost after launch — I check in, I monitor, I make sure your numbers keep climbing.

The Teflon Guarantee. Zero risk sticks to you.

The audit is free. The mockup is free. You see exactly what you're getting before you spend a dollar. If you don't love it, you walk away with nothing owed. I absorb the risk because the work speaks for itself. No excuses. No problems that linger. That's what Teflon means.

You own everything. Code, design, domain, content. No lock-in. No hostage games. Ever.

What clients are saying.

Real feedback from real Houston business owners.

★★★★★

"I was paying $200/month to a marketing company and getting nothing. Don built my site in a week, and I got three new clients the first month. Best money I've ever spent on my business."

M
Marcus T.
HVAC Contractor, Houston
★★★★★

"Finally someone who just does the work instead of sending proposals and scheduling meetings about meetings. Site was done before the other agency even sent a quote."

R
Rachel K.
Hair Salon Owner, Katy
★★★★★

"We went from nowhere on Google to the top 3 results for our keywords. The phone rings now. It didn't before. That's really all that matters."

J
James & Lisa D.
Landscaping Co., Sugar Land
04 — Pricing

Flat rates. No hourly traps.
No surprise invoices. No nonsense.

You know the number before I touch a keyboard. Pick your level of bulletproof.

Tier 01
Bulletproof
$499
One time. Year 1 hosting free. $15/mo after.
  • Custom-designed website
  • Mobile-first responsive
  • On-page SEO baked in
  • Google Maps
  • Click-to-call
  • Contact form
  • SSL security
  • 2 revision rounds
Get Bulletproof
Tier 02
Teflon-Coated
$999
One time. Year 1 included. $25/mo after.
  • Everything in Bulletproof
  • Google Business Profile setup
  • Local SEO campaign
  • Competitor analysis
  • AI chatbot on your site
  • Booking / scheduling system
  • Monthly performance reports
  • Priority support line
Get Coated
Tier 03
Untouchable
$2,499
One time. Year 1 included. $50/mo after.
  • Everything in Teflon-Coated
  • Full AI automation suite
  • Automated lead follow-up
  • Blog + content strategy
  • Social media integration
  • E-commerce ready
  • Custom workflow automation
  • Monthly strategy calls
Go Untouchable
February slots: I take on 3 new projects per month to keep quality bulletproof. 1 spot remaining this month.
05 — FAQ

Straight answers. Nothing to hide behind.

Your competitors aren't better.
They just
showed up first.

Free audit. Five minutes. No pitch. Just the truth about your online presence and what it's costing you. Let's make you untouchable.

06 — Contact

Let's make you bulletproof.

Tell me what your business does and what's not working. I'll tell you exactly how to fix it. Free. No strings.

Reach Donny directly. No gatekeepers.

Skip the form if you want. Text is fastest. I respond to everything within 24 hours — usually same day. No assistants, no runaround.

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